Thursday, December 11, 2014

Gods and Koenigs



I wasn’t always the eloquent orator you see before you today. When I was a kid I had a speech impairment. And when I say a kid, I mean from age 19 on down. Once I got to college, I hooked up with some speech therapy (shout out to Linda Day) and got it taken care of.

Coincidently, during these same formative years I attended church, from one to three times a week, depending on the current church schedule. Never missed unless we were out of town, which only happened about once a year.

Back to the speech impediment, it was pretty hard to understand certain words I would say, so I’d talk around it. But in church, there was always a lot of reading out loud, so there was no getting around it there. My condition was obvious to everyone in church.

This church would have an attendance in the low 20s in the good years, and half that during the lean years. We went through a lot of pastors – some very good ones, and none that were all that bad. Although I have to say, most of the sermons didn’t really seem to have much to do with me or my life experience.

Wouldn’t it have been awesome if there was some story in the Bible that a pastor could have shared with me that would have provided me with some encouragement with that speech problem? Ironically, there is, but I didn’t come across it until I was in my 30s. It’s about one of the really obscure Old Testament prophets, you’ve probably never heard of him… what was that name again? Oh year, it’s Moses.

That’s right, Moses. Second only to Jesus himself as the coolest guy in the Bible. Baby-basket float tripping Moses. The stick changing to a snake that can kill your stick changing to a snake Moses. That guy.

The Moses who is so tough he beats people to death unintentionally- that’s like Mel Gibson cool, and I don’t mean the drunk anti-Semite, I’m talking about Mel back in the Lethal Weapon days. There’s a new movie coming out this weekend called Exodus – Gods and Kings. Moses is the lead role, and who did that get to play him? Batman, that’s who. The last time there was a big movie about Moses, they cast the spokesman for the NRA in the role – that’s how tough Moses is.

But for all of his awesomeness, when God called Moses, Moses told him that he had the wrong guy. Go ask someone else, God. That speech problem was his primary excuse. Exodus chapter 4, verse 10, he said “I am slow of speech and slow of tongue.”

God’s reply? Hey, your brother Aaron is a good talker. If you have any trouble, you can just get him to do the talking for you.

OK, when I was a kid, I would have totally put that verse on my brother. “Yo Tim, Exodus 4: 15-16. You’re up. Time for you to do some talking for me buddy. I’ll tell you what to say.” I would have used that daily.

Anyway, Moses gave in to God’s request and went on to do impressive stuff. If you want to know more, you can watch the movie. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t learn about Moses’s speaking problem soon enough to do me any good. I guess I was counting on the church services and daily Bible devotional readings too much – I should have done some study on my own. Depending on the print size, the Bible’s a good 1,000 pages long. It takes some time to take it all in.

This time a year, we hear a lot about what amounts to around three pages of the Bible. Great story – I’m certainly not going say it shouldn’t get its due. But let’s be open to what else the scripture has to offer. Let’s pray.

Gracious God, we give you thanks that we still have available the words of the Bible that were written thousands of years ago. We recognize that it is easier to read than it’s ever been. Help us to find the words to help us better live our lives, and find ways to share scripture with others in a way that it is helpful to them. Thy will be done. Amen.