Disclaimer

Disclaimer: I work for the United Methodist Church, but that has nothing to do with this blog. I’m a journalist, and they hired me to produce their statewide newspaper about 12 years ago. I was hired based on my professional skills, they same way they would hire a plumber or roofer. My religion had nothing to do it.

So although I’m talking about religion, I’m doing this project independently. It has nothing to do with my job. If you don’t believe me, I might have to smoke a cigarette, cuss, drink a beer, or do something else during my message that a United Methodist pastor would never do if he knew he was on camera.

I do belong to a United Methodist Church, but I’m a terrible member. The only reason they haven’t kicked me out is either because they are too nice, or their just really behind on their book keeping.

I have learned much about United Methodists, and have developed a deep respect for them. And I’ll personally vouch for all 850 plus United Methodist Churches in Missouri. If you feel like going to church, I would recommend you try one of them. If you do and you have a negative experience while there, tell me. I know people who can deal with them.